fishslut:

of-the-yellow-ajah:

unbuttonedinawood:

i never thought i’d write the words “deeply evil carpet” but. seriously. what a deeply evil carpet that is.

And what you should do is to put this over an actual trap, like a hole in the floor so people will be like “Oh ha ha ha that’s soooo funny, it’s a rug!” And then fall through it. 

are you satan

fishslut:

of-the-yellow-ajah:

unbuttonedinawood:

i never thought i’d write the words “deeply evil carpet” but. seriously. what a deeply evil carpet that is.

And what you should do is to put this over an actual trap, like a hole in the floor so people will be like “Oh ha ha ha that’s soooo funny, it’s a rug!” And then fall through it. 

are you satan

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sherlocksmyth:

sherlocksmyth:

one time my religion teacher who has a monobrow asked me “what the hell did you do to your hair?” because i had a blonde streak through it and i said “what the hell did you do to your eyebrow” and he sent me outside

when i came back in he asked everyone what monotheism was and i said it meant a religion that worshiped one god because mono means one as in monobrow and he sent me out again

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consolation-sighs:

illumi—-naughty:

aw

i laughed too much at this.

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pulpofiction:

ASAMI WITH BABY PANDAS??? WHY THE HELL NOT
Hannah drew this not me

pulpofiction:

ASAMI WITH BABY PANDAS??? WHY THE HELL NOT

Hannah drew this not me

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pricklylegs:

These are gold.

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vuls:

i like being complimented on my eyebrows and on my oral sex techniques 

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erikalinderfanpage:

Erika Linder as Romeo for Malibu Magazine by Jason Lee Parry

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Disney Frozen’s “Let It Go” In 25 Languages: Behind the Mic

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The Crimson Horror 

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xflowerxchild:

pearsonisrad:

blessedarethewarriors:

demonhamster:

she is SIXTEEN

she also got shot in the HEAD and LIVED

One of the most badass human beings currently on planet Earth

Chills. This is absolutely beautiful.

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